This week, Loretta Lynch stole our hearts by bringing her “stone-faced” secret service detail to spin class with her.
As if the case could get any crazier, the CIA might get involved the contempt case against Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
A man formerly detained in Guantanamo was granted bail in Canada.
The Republican governor of Oklahoma signed a bill establishing a 3-day abortion waiting period, Florida passed a 24-hour waiting period for abortions, and Satanists argued that Missouri’s 72 hour waiting period conflicts with their religious freedom.
BEST OF ALL:
You are me and everyone we know are being sued by God, the Son of God, and a woman from Nebraska in Driskell v. Homosexuals. (Update: the suit has since been dismissed, because as it turns out, the court does not offer “opinions regarding theological matters.”)